While driving home from Sam’s:
“So, Mom? In . . . nine years Max will be old enough to . . . enter a liquor store?” – Ellie
“Uh . . . Yep.” – Me
“I hope he only goes if dad asks him to!” – a scandalized Phil
*For the record, Jac hasn’t asked anyone to go to a liquor store at any point for him. He buys his own booze, thankyouverymuch. Not that he’s drinking heavily or anything. You know what I mean. Riiiiiiight.