When a homeschooled Mexican meets a word they don’t know . . .

“Hey, mom, those “píncholé” cards are CRAZY. There’s a ton of kings, queens, jacks . . .”

At this point I realized what he was talking about and couldn’t breathe for laughing.

“Pee-knuckle!  Those are pinochle cards.”

“What?! Really?!  It looks like peen-choh-lay to me.”