While driving home from Sam’s:

“So, Mom?  In . . . nine years Max will be old enough to . . . enter a liquor store?” – Ellie

“Uh . . . Yep.” – Me

“I hope he only goes if dad asks him to!” – a scandalized Phil

*For the record, Jac hasn’t asked anyone to go to a liquor store at any point for him.  He buys his own booze, thankyouverymuch.  Not that he’s drinking heavily or anything.  You know what I mean. Riiiiiiight.