Surprised

  “Can I get you something from Walgreen’s?” he texted, because he’s always thoughtful and considerate like that. “Sure. . . ” I replied. He sent a ridiculous picture with the caption, “Creepy skull mask?”  Thank you,...

Buyer

While driving home from Sam’s: “So, Mom?  In . . . nine years Max will be old enough to . . . enter a liquor store?” – Ellie “Uh . . . Yep.” – Me “I hope he only goes if dad asks him to!” – a scandalized Phil...