A little bit of randomness to start your weekend.
Tess: (in her most tragic voice) Mo-oooom? Philip’s friend is Gravity but I don’t like it because I’m going down a hill it makes me go faster and I don’t like that. (Cue her flinging herself into my lap with a dramatic sigh.)
Philip: Hey mom! If I was ever forced to fight an alligator, it’d be okay! Especially if it was after Christmas because hey! Then I’d have my flame thrower and it’d be no problem! (He decided this week all her wants for Christmas is a flamethrower. I don’t know. . . )